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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Pitch Woman (addendum attached as of 5/28/09

I've never pitched a show to a network. I know people who know people who have, and well, I probably do know people who have. But, I have not. I was thinking, TLC may need a replacement program for Jon and Kate Plus Eight now that it appears the couple is in the midst of very troubled times.


Now keep in mind, we all loved when the sextuplets were babies, and yes now that they are 5 they are still cute but...imagine if we could put them with another set of babies. Babies that could use some older siblings to hug on them and love them up. Team a mom who has training with multiples, who used to be a licensed nurse, and knows how to organize just about anything up with another mom. Have you figured out who I am referring to yet?

Here it comes...(drum roll please)

It's Two Single Mom's Plus 20! Why let the Duggar's have all the fun with the huge number of multiple children? Let Kate and Nadya Suleman move into together and let the good times roll. We already know Kate's personality type. Organized, effective, controlling, okay - make that very controlling. She appears to be good with her kids. She keeps them well fed, clean, and the house is in amazing order for having 8 eight children. Now, flip to Nadya, The little we truly know of her she comes off, as well, a bit flighty. Not too reality based, if you will. How does she truly believe just she and her mother could raise all those children? But team her up with Kate, and look out. The Suleman children will have clean rooms, a clean house, why maybe even a bed with a frame on it and sheets. The older children may possibly get the developmental help they need as well as the preemies. Just think, matching outfits for the twenty of them (gagging).

Think of the episode possibilities. Why, just bath time could fill one entire hour. The pre-bath (catching them all) and getting them undressed and in the tub. The bath itself - soap in the eyes, bubbles everywhere, and how many in the tub at once? The post bath, dressing them all in pj's and getting them into bed. Oh the insanity of it all...as if either of these mom's is doing this all by themselves anyhow.

Yes, TLC can save the state of California tons of money in financial support. It's also a way to keep Kate on the air (since she claims she looks at this as her "job" now, to financially support her tribe). For all the rubber neckers who can't help but watch the lives of these families unfold (implode?) a form of support without buying the National Enquirer at the check out stand.


And if all else fails, maybe Angelina and Brad could adopt them all...just saying.

I started thinking about these two families and realized I made a mathematical error - Kate has 8, Nadya 14...so it would be 2 Single Mom's Plus 22! Oops!

1 comment:

WordyGrrl said...

Brilliant! Heck, I'd actually buy a television so I could watch this chaos!